WHITE HOUSE CRYPTO SUMMIT HOODIE
The Hoodie That Witnessed the Orange Pilling of America
This limited-edition black pullover isn’t just a layer of warmth; it’s a battle flag for those who survived many chokepoints and endless ruggings for the sole pleasure of finally getting to say “I told you so.” The GENESIS White House Crypto Summit isn’t just another political circle-jerk; it is the moment the old guard realizes that code is law, the network is unstoppable, and no amount of legacy inertia can stop this train.
Crafted from premium fleece with a three-panel lining, this pullover is double-stitched for durability—perfect for disrupting the global financial system. Wear it in black, the only appropriate uniform for proud degenerates, and funeral-goers—this is TradFi’s wake after all.
The Hoodie That Witnessed the Orange Pilling of America
This limited-edition black pullover isn’t just a layer of warmth; it’s a battle flag for those who survived many chokepoints and endless ruggings for the sole pleasure of finally getting to say “I told you so.” The GENESIS White House Crypto Summit isn’t just another political circle-jerk; it is the moment the old guard realizes that code is law, the network is unstoppable, and no amount of legacy inertia can stop this train.
Crafted from premium fleece with a three-panel lining, this pullover is double-stitched for durability—perfect for disrupting the global financial system. Wear it in black, the only appropriate uniform for proud degenerates, and funeral-goers—this is TradFi’s wake after all.
The Hoodie That Witnessed the Orange Pilling of America
This limited-edition black pullover isn’t just a layer of warmth; it’s a battle flag for those who survived many chokepoints and endless ruggings for the sole pleasure of finally getting to say “I told you so.” The GENESIS White House Crypto Summit isn’t just another political circle-jerk; it is the moment the old guard realizes that code is law, the network is unstoppable, and no amount of legacy inertia can stop this train.
Crafted from premium fleece with a three-panel lining, this pullover is double-stitched for durability—perfect for disrupting the global financial system. Wear it in black, the only appropriate uniform for proud degenerates, and funeral-goers—this is TradFi’s wake after all.
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